i love accidental penises.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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