Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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