its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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