Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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