I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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