Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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