so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself