Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think my mom watched the whole time
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"