Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?