He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it