Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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