No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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