We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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