i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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