East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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