i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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