that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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