So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
