Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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