did you get engaged???
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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