would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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