What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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