we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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