I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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