wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
