goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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