Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
