it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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