When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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