your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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