The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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