whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i've created a new STD.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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