Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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