if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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