i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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