I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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