belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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