it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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