At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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