woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's like a pop up book from hell.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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