I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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