peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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