I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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