her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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