Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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