he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just invented taco cereal.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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