Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
