what if I'm pregnant?
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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