Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize