Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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