I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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