Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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