elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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