If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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