I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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