Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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