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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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